Braving Wujiang Village with the kids! These 3 pitfalls made me want to be the village chief’s wife

Sisters! Dragging my 5-year-old little money-eater to boldly explore the secret mountains of Guizhou, the fairy-like atmosphere is truly intoxicating, and the ordeal is genuinely suffocating! The kid turned into a "mud monster" after falling in the stilt house, the exhausted mother chased a drone and almost tumbled down the terraced fields… Using hands covered in sticky rice cakes to write this guide, after reading it you can at least save your kid’s three sets of Hanfu‼️ ♦️ Immortal cultivation itinerary (a must-see for Hanfu girls!) Day 1⃣️: High-speed train from Chengdu 👉 Carry the kid across the Wind and Rain Bridge in Wujiang Village 👉 Watch the bamboo rafting and drop your jaw 👉 Overnight at Mushan Hotel Day 2⃣️: Rowing boat turns into a "soaking wet chicken" 👉 Make "talisman charms" at Wu Paper Workshop 👉 Cry while packing lamb rice noodles ✅ Bamboo Rafting Show Real-life lightness skill on water! When the sister tiptoed on the bamboo pole, the kid threw all the bread into the water shouting, "Fairy sister is hungry!" 🎋 At the moment the intangible cultural heritage iron flower fireworks exploded, the kid covered their ears and screamed, "Mom, meteors are falling from the sky!" ✅ Taiyi Covered Bridge Night Tour A romance spanning a thousand years! Carrying fish lanterns walking on the stone slabs, the kid suddenly squatted down and shouted, "There’s a firefly meeting under the bridge!" 💡 When the photographer asked for a "peaceful times" pose, the kid’s snot bubble precisely smeared on my skirt… ✅ Wu Paper Workshop Flower and Grass Paper Intangible cultural heritage handicrafts are explosively fun! The kid arranged flower petals into "Ultraman fighting little monsters," and pressed too hard during rubbing, almost flipping the table 📜 The finished product was stuffed into the backpack saying it’s a "demon-catching manual"... 💣 Blood-spitting pitfalls: 1⃣️ Don’t wear high heels for night tours! The bluestone slabs are so slippery you’ll question your life, carrying a sleeping kid out with a "zombie walk" 2⃣️ Don’t sit at the bow of the rowing boat! Water splashes soak the Hanfu hem, which hardens into armor after drying 3⃣️ Be cautious buying snacks on Riverside Street! The 15 yuan sticky rice cake is only fist-sized, the kid finished three bites and cried until hiccupping 4⃣️ Rush for seats at the embroidered ball throwing show! The front row got squeezed into a "sandwich," and the kid’s hair bun turned into a bird’s nest 🍜 Fairyland Canteen: ✔️ Northern Guizhou Lamb Rice Noodles 🍜 The broth was so fresh the kid drank three bowls, chili oil smeared all over the chin like a "red-bearded pirate" ✔️ Bamboo Tube Glutinous Rice 🎍 So fragrant the kid used the bamboo tube as a telescope, saying they were looking for the "Seven Sages of the Bamboo Grove" ✔️ Peace Dye Workshop Rice Tofu 🧊 So slippery the kid played "hide and seek" with their tongue, sauce splattered all over embroidered shoes ✖️ Be cautious ordering the "Fairy Fruit Ice Jelly" in the scenic area! The artificial flavor is overwhelming, the kid took one sip and fed it all to the koi 📸 Perfect photo spots: 1⃣ Yalu King Covered Bridge (silhouette shots with fish lanterns) 2⃣ Terraced Field Viewing Platform (overhead shots with oil-paper umbrellas) 3⃣ Huilong Bay Hotel Terrace (wrapped in batik cloth posing as a knight) 4⃣ Peace Dye Workshop Night Scene (swinging scarves playing Zixia Fairy) 🏡 Accommodation pros and cons: ✔️ Mushan Hotel: Gives a small batik scarf, balcony views of drone shows ✔️ Huilong Bay: Stilt house with great vibe, gives bamboo woven frog toys ✖️ A certain riverside homestay: Air conditioner sounds like a tractor, geckos party on the windowsill ⚠️ Life-saving fairy tools: ✔️ Mosquito repellent wristband (poisonous mosquitoes bite through Hanfu) ✔️ Children’s Hanfu hair gel (flyaway hair sticks into barcode shapes from sweat) ✔️ Sealed snack container (a lifesaver when seasick on the boat) ✔️ Foldable drying rack (washing five sets of dirty clothes daily) On the return high-speed train, the kid suddenly said: "Mom, will the sister on the bamboo raft teach me lightness skill?" Although I have to undo the complicated hair bun three times a day, seeing the "flower and grass talisman" treasured in his treasure box, this suffering was not in vain! (💡 Soul warning: Bring waterproof shoes for the kid! The morning dew turns the stone slabs into slides, and we fell three times with "butt bumps"😭)