🌊 *Kiulu White Water Rafting: Splashy Fun Without the Near-Death Experience!* 🚣‍♂️

#kotakinabalutrip ### **First Impressions: "Wait, This is Only Class I-II? *Phew*."** Rolled up to **Kiulu River** expecting *Titanic* drama—got **gentle rapids** instead. Perfect for first-timers, families, or anyone who thinks "adventure" means *"fun but still wants lunch afterward."* The jungle scenery? *Chef’s kiss.* --- ### **The "Oops" Moment** Our guide yelled *"Paddle left!"*—team panicked, paddled right, and spun the raft like a washing machine. Cue 5 adults screaming like kids on a rollercoaster. 🎢😂 --- ### **Hidden Gem** The **post-rafting riverbank BBQ**—chicken satay + *nasi lemak* tasted 10x better soggy. Pro tip: Sneak extra *sambal*—you’ll need it. --- ### **Local Vibe Check** - **Safety first**: Helmets, life jackets, and guides who’ve done this 9,000 times. - **Village pitstop**: Met the *super chill* Dusun locals who waved at us mid-rapid. - **Post-trip feels**: Arms = noodles, face = sunburnt, soul = happy. --- ### **Blunt Review** ✅ **Beginner-friendly**—more *"whee!"* than *"OMG we’re gonna die!"* ✅ **Stunning views**—lush greens, crystal water, zero phone signal (bliss). ✅ **Cheap thrills**—~RM150/pax (includes transport, gear, *and* that epic BBQ). ❌ **Not extreme**—thrill-seekers, book **Padas River** instead. ❌ **Dry bags not 100% dry**—RIP my *"waterproof"* phone case. --- ### **Quick Itinerary** ⏰ **7 AM**: Pickup from KK (1.5hr scenic drive). ⏰ **9 AM**: Safety briefing + *"how to paddle without looking dumb"* demo. ⏰ **10 AM-12 PM**: Splashy 10km ride downriver! ⏰ **1 PM**: BBQ feast + nap on the ride home. --- ### **Final Verdict** **🌟🌟🌟🌟 (4/5)** For: **Families, scaredy-cats, and anyone who wants to say *"I went rafting!"* without trauma.** Skip if: You’re Bear Grylls. **#wetandwildbutmostlywet #kiuluorbust** **PS:** Wear **quick-dry clothes**—you *will* get soaked. --- **PPS:** Book with **Borneo Calling** or **Riverbug**—they know their stuff! 🛶💦