Fairies go bankrupt on the spot

🏔️ [Luoji Mountain Walking Guide: The flower sea is so beautiful you'll be short of breath, and the hot springs are scalding hot!] 🌸 Quick tour of attractions 1. Sorma Flower Sea (May–June): Mountains covered in "pink tax." Take photos in a white dress and instantly transform into a fairy, but the bees might think you're a giant flower! 2. Black Dragon Pool: The glacial lake is as blue as a fairy's tears. Walk around the lake for good karma +1, and gasps for air +10086. 3. Ancient Glacier Relics: The stones look like half-eaten Oreos. Add the caption: "Luoji Mountain, the Chengdu branch of Jurassic Park!" 4. Puge Hot Springs: Wild hot springs at the foot of the mountain. After soaking, your skin will be so smooth that flies will do the splits, but be careful of grandpas and grandmas who want to chat about their family history for three generations! 🍢 Foodie frenzy - Yi Ethnic Sour Soup Chicken: The sour and spicy flavor is amazing, and you can eat three bowls of rice with the soup. The restaurant's motto is: "It's free if it's not sour!" (But you wouldn't dare not pay even if it really is sour). - Roasted Potatoes with Chili: You can eat your fill for CNY 5. The chili is so fragrant that you'll question your life. It is recommended to add the line: "This isn't a potato, it's a plateau energy bar!" - Buckwheat Jelly: So chewy you could dance with it. The local code is: "Add more peanuts and less vinegar, and you can still climb a mountain after eating it!" 🛏️ Budget accommodation guide - Puge Hostel: CNY 60/night. The owner will give you a hot springs guide (with a free Yi ethnic folk song experience that will hurt your ears). - **Luoji Mountain Foot Homestay**: Stay next to the flower sea for CNY 100. The Wi-Fi is unreliable, but the starry sky at night is more like a Mary Sue idol drama than anything else! 💥 Anti-trap tips - Apply sunscreen until it reflects light, otherwise you'll get sunburned and become an "Yi Black Brother 2.0." - Don't save money on the cable car! Hike up the mountain? Congratulations, you've unlocked the "Slope of Despair" challenge! - For the aunties selling boiled eggs by the hot springs, the secret to bargaining is: "Auntie, do I look like your long-lost niece?" Summary: Luoji Mountain will make your legs cry while blowing your mind with its beauty. When you go back and brag, you can say: "I'm someone who has fought with the snow-capped mountains for oxygen!" 🌄🔥 (As short as waiting in line for the cable car, but packed with useful information!)