Norwegian Prima: The Ship That’s Basically a Luxury Yacht (But With Go-Karts) 🛥️🏎️✨

#cruiseholiday Hold onto your designer sunglasses, because Norwegian Prima isn’t just a cruise—it’s a bougie escape where every corner feels like a Pinterest board come to life. I just got back, and my inner influencer is freaking out. Here’s the scoop: First Impressions: Stepping into The Haven’s private sundeck (yes, I splurged) felt like entering a Malibu beach club—infinity pools, cabana service, and the smell of Aesop sunscreen mixed with espresso martinis. The vibe? "We’re here to flex—discreetly." The "Wait, This Is a CRUISE SHIP?!" Moment: The Prima Speedway—a three-level go-kart track where I almost became a viral crash video (but looked chic failing). 🏎️💥 But the real hidden gem? Indulge Food Hall—a free gourmet food market with everything from bao buns to artisanal gelato. 🍦 Foodie Heaven: Le Bistro’s escargot actually made me like snails. But the *24-hour* The Local’s truffle fries? A sinful midnight snack. 🍟 My "Rich Auntie Energy" Itinerary: ⏰ 9 AM: Infinity pool mimosa (with a side of avocado toast). ⏰ 12 PM: The Drop slide (10 seconds of pure terror = worth it). ⏰ 4 PM: Mandara Spa’s salt room (self-care is self-love). ⏰ 8 PM: Donna Summer musical (left strutting to "Hot Stuff"). ⏰ 11 PM: Belvedere Bar’s martini flight (because adulting). Pro Tip: Book The Syd Norman’s Pour House early—it’s a rock club with legendary cover bands. Also, Ocean Boulevard’s glass bridges are terrifyingly Insta-worthy. 😅 Final Verdict: 100/10, left glowing (literally, thanks to facials) and already planning my next Haven escape. Who’s coming? 😘