"Harmony of the Seas: 3 Wild Days, Zero Regrets" 🌊🎢🍹

#cruiseholiday Okay, Harmony didn’t just meet my expectations—it yeeted them overboard. This ship is Oasis and Allure’s high-energy cousin, with next-level thrills and chill. Here’s the breakdown: First Glance: Stepping into the Boardwalk hit me with cotton candy smells, carnival music, and the roar of the Ultimate Abyss slide (a 10-story drop that made me question my life choices). The energy? "Sleep when you’re dead." The "Wait, That’s on a SHIP?!" Moment: The Perfect Storm waterslides—twisting, turning, and dunking me into a pool like a human nacho. 🌪️ But the real hidden gem? The Solarium Bistro at night. Quiet, mood-lit, with free Mediterranean tapas. (Shhh… most people don’t know it’s open for dinner!) Foodie Win: Wonderland’s "mad hatter" cuisine (think liquid olives and edible clouds) was bonkers. But the midnight pizza run at Sorrento’s? A sacred post-club ritual. 🍕 My "Go Hard or Go Home" Itinerary: ⏰ 9 AM: Eggs Benedict in the Main Dining Room (fancy, but no pants required). ⏰ 1 PM: Grease sing-along matinee (Rizzo forever). ⏰ 4 PM: Poolside nap (recovery essential). ⏰ 9 PM: Comedy show (laughed so hard I cried). ⏰ 12 AM: Silent disco under the stars (danced like nobody’s watching… but everybody was). Pro Tip: Book The Fine Line aqua show ASAP—it’s like Cirque du Soleil meets a high dive. And yes, all the slides are worth the line. Final Verdict: 100/10, left exhausted but already planning my return. Who’s in? 😈