Dyson hair dryer x sea salt bath | The hardcore romance of islanders.

She made a list of what she needed at the beach: √ Dyson dries swimsuits in three minutes √ Acca Kappa White Moss Shower Gel removes sunscreen √ Thermostatic seat of smart toilet (a savior for cold butt after surfing) √ Cotell temperature-controlled refrigerator for chilled kumquat juice In the evening the spoils were spread on the carpet: Suntanned shoulders/sand-stained soles of slippers/17 tidal white noise recordings on my phone And the damp sea smell that the Honeywell purifier silently filtered out. “The optimal distance between technology and the ocean is that the waves can splash onto the windowsill but not wet the pillow.”