This hotel in Banna fried my CPU!

Just randomly booked this hotel in Banna, and it made me want to stay for days 😭! The Mekong River wind "slapped" right in my face when I opened the window, and the riverside view from the balcony was so stunning my phone couldn't stop snapping—memory almost full! The room is full of clever details!! The Lefant hair dryer left my hair silky smooth, and the Miguang makeup mirror made my bare face look like it had ten levels of beauty filters—I couldn't stop admiring myself for half an hour 📸! Mini-bar drinks? Go wild! Downstairs is pure happiness 🌍! The infinity pool is perfect for floating and snapping Insta-worthy shots. After swimming, I collapsed at the poolside open-air bar, watching the sunset turn the Lancang River into a sea of orange. The evening breeze made me feel like I was floating~ Special shoutout to the butler!! Craving BBQ at midnight? Just text them, and piping-hot stinky tofu arrived at my door in minutes! Plus, it’s ridiculously close to the Starlight Night Market—just slip on flip-flops and wander over for late-night eats, then come back for a petal bath. What a dreamy life!!