Took my kid to Hulunbuir! These 4 pitfalls made me want to stay and become a sheep on the grassland

Sisters! Braved the vast grasslands with my 5-year-old during summer break—total freedom but also total chaos! My kid rolled around chasing sheep, while I made meme-worthy faces from cow dung fumes... Here’s my tearful 6-day guide + blood-and-tear lessons to save you from washing ten extra outfits‼️ ♦️ Brutal Itinerary (Copy this directly!) Day1⃣️: Hailar Airport👉Mad dash across the grasslands👉Epic photos at Morin Dawa River👉Chasing sunset at Ergun Wetland Day2⃣️: Baking Russian bread in Enhe👉Feeding reindeer at Xing'an Sacred Deer Park👉Forest train ride in Moerdaoga Day3⃣️: Peeking at Russia from Shiwei border👉Viral swing at Wulan Mountain👉Horseback riding in Heishantou (ended up mud-covered) Day4⃣️: Grass sliding at 186 Colorful Ribbon River👉Playing princess at Matryoshka Square👉Devouring Russian pork knuckle at Luburi Day5⃣️: "End of the world" photos at Shuanmazhuang👉Hunting agates at Hulun Lake👉Cried rivers heading home ✅ Morin Dawa River Kid bolted into sheep herd shouting, "Let’s play eagle and chicks!"🐑 Got butted by a mama sheep😂 While snapping river bend pics, three bulls charged—kid nearly got chased a mile waving bubble blower... ✅ Xing'an Sacred Deer Park Fairytale come true! Bought moss for ¥20—reindeer chased kid for snacks, who screamed, "Mom its antlers hooked my backpack!"🦌 Funniest was the dumb roe deer zone: they bowed back when kid did, cracking everyone up～ ✅ Heishantou Horseback Riding Picked gentlest horse "Milk Tea"—who immediately pooped💩 Kid sobbed for "Bubble Tea Horse"... Guide held them riding for 30 mins; by dismounting, they were best pals🤣 💣 Bloody Lessons: 1⃣️ NEVER wear white shoes! Cow + horse pies = nature’s acupressure mat—our AJs turned "camouflage" 2⃣️ Spray bug repellent EVERYWHERE! Wetland mosquitos bite through jeans—kid’s swollen butt couldn’t sit 3⃣️ Don’t let kids knead Russian bread dough! Flour war left me washing pounds of dough😭 4⃣️ Border highway has ZERO signal! Download cartoons or face in-car tantrums 🍜 Food Hall of Fame/Shame: ✔️ Ergun grilled lamb ribs made the whole car weep—kid gnawed bones into a messy masterpiece ✔️ Luburi cheese bread’s 1-meter cheese pulls became kid’s "cheese waterfall" toy ✔️ Fresh herder’s milk🥛 boiled with creamy skin—sweeter than first love ✖️ Blood sausage = kid’s instant "yuck face" 📸 Instagram Gold: 1⃣️ Morin Dawa River viewpoint (wide-angle shots of kid + winding river) 2⃣️ Wulan Mountain swing (backdrop flying shots) 3⃣️ Matryoshka Square dollhouse (kid posing as nesting doll) 4⃣️ Shuanmazhuang Cliff (kid running toward horizon with pinwheel) 🏡 Stay Recs: ✔️ Greenfield Camp yurt: Milky Way views from bed—kid counted shooting stars to sleep ✔️ Matryoshka Hotel: Room full of doll decor + free mini doll for kid ✖️ Avoid grassland tents! Midnight cow conferences = zero sleep Now my kid brags, "I’m a champion sheep chaser!" Though I washed a mud-child thrice daily, seeing their reindeer selfies made it all worth it!