Bohol Island Round 2: Spilling the Real Tea

Bohol 5D4N Classic Itinerary Recommendations Day 1: Arrival + Alona Beach Relaxation - Transport: Fly to Tagbilaran Airport or take fast ferry from Cebu (OceanJet, ~2hrs) - Stay: Near Alona Beach (hotel recs below) - Activities: Afternoon: Beach stroll & massage (~₱300/hour) Evening: Live music at Hey Jude Bar with mango shake Day 2: Classic Land Tour (Chocolate Hills + Tarsier + Loboc River) - Private van: ₱2500-3000/day (group sharing available) - Route: 1. Chocolate Hills (₱50 entry): Best at sunrise for drone shots 2. Tarsier Sanctuary (₱60): Arrive before 9am to avoid crowds 3. Baclayon Church (UNESCO site): Gothic ruin photography 4. Loboc River Lunch Cruise (₱450): Buffet on bamboo raft with cultural shows Day 3: Island Hopping (Balicasag + Virgin Island) - Group tour: ₱800-1200/pax (includes snorkel gear) - Highlights: • Balicasag Wall snorkeling (90% turtle spotting chance) • Virgin Island sandbar (appears at low tide, insta-worthy) • Bring waterproof phone case, buy fresh sea urchins onboard (₱20 each) Day 4: Niche Experiences Option A: Pamilacan Island (uncrowded freediving paradise) Option B: Anda Beach (white sand + secret caves) Night: Firefly watching at Loboc River (~₱500) Day 5: Departure/Extension Optional: Oslob whale shark encounter (requires 3am start) Top Accommodation Picks Luxury | Amorita Resort | Cliff infinity pool, private beach access | ¥1500+ Boutique | Bluewater Panglao | Moroccan-themed Instagram spots | ¥600-800 Budget | Alona Vida Beach Resort | Prime location, great value | ¥300-400 Family | South Palms Resort | Coconut grove beach, kids' club | ¥900-1200 Must-Eat List 1. Seafood feast: Alona night market (try Alona Hidden Dream's garlic butter lobster) 2. Filipino cuisine: Gerarda's (century-old restaurant, crispy pata pork knuckle) 3. Viral dessert: Molly Bistro's honey-glazed banana with ice cream 4. Hidden gem: Sisa Bakeshop's local favorite coconut bread Pro Tips Transport: • Tricycles ₱50-100/short ride, private vans save money • Motorbike rental ₱400-500/day (IDP required) Internet: Globe SIM at airport (~₱200 for 5GB) Safety: • Avoid isolated beaches at night • Watch for rip currents when snorkeling Photography spots: • Chocolate Hills viewpoint side path (avoids crowds) • Virgin Island sandbar end during low tide (mirror effect) Budget Estimates (per person) Backpacker: ¥2500-3500 (hostels + public transport) Mid-range: ¥5000-6000 (4-star hotels + private tours) Luxury: ¥8000+ (private dive boats + resorts) Content Creation Ideas 1. Tarsier eye close-ups (ultimate cuteness) 2. Film traditional dances on Loboc River cruise 3. Create "Bohol Scam Alert" guide (fake eco-donations etc.)