Alpaca Drama: My Day at the Club Where Llamas Steal the Show (and Your Heart)!🦙💕

#kotakinabalutrip Let’s set the scene: I walked into **Alpaca Club** expecting a chill petting zoo vibe… until a fluffy alpaca named *Sir Floofsalot* spit right as I tried to take a selfie. *Welcome to the most chaotic tea party in town.* --- ### **Why This Place is 100% Worth the Spit Risk** 🦙 **Alpaca Antics**: Watch these derpy divas strut their stuff—some pose for photos, others side-eye you like you owe them money. 🌿 **Hidden Oasis**: The café area feels like a secret garden, with hanging flowers and alpacas casually photobombing your latte art. 🎪 **Unscripted Comedy**: From alpaca zoomies to their *very* dramatic hay-chewing faces, you’ll laugh more than you expected. **"Oops" Moment**: I accidentally wore a sweater that *matched* an alpaca. Cue identity confusion (for both of us). --- ### **Fuel for the Fun** Grabbed a **llama-shaped waffle** (yes, really) at the café. Pro tip: Share your snack unless you want alpaca breath as your new perfume. --- ### **Quick & Quirky Itinerary** ⏰ **10:00 AM**: Arrive early—alpacas are morning divas. ⏰ **11:00 AM**: Join the **alpaca walk** (they’re *way* stronger than they look). ⏰ **12:30 PM**: Café break with alpaca gossip (they’re judging your order). ⏰ **2:00 PM**: Visit the bunnies and ponies next door for a full furry fix. --- ### **Pro Tips for Alpaca Enthusiasts** ✔ **Wear closed-toe shoes** (alpaca feet *will* stomp your toes). ✔ **Bring hand sanitizer** (you’ll pet them more than you planned). ✔ **Check feeding times**—alpacas turn into fluffy piranhas near snacks. --- ### **Final Verdict** Alpaca Club is **equal parts adorable and unhinged**. Would I go back? **Absolutely**—but next time I’m dressing *completely* unlike the guests of honor. **P.S.** Tag your friend who still has a llama phase. They *need* this. 👇 #spithappens #alpacamybags