Pride of America: The Only Cruise Where You Can Do Vegas, Hawaii, and a Luau" 🌺🎰

#cruiseholiday Hold onto your leis, because Pride of America isn’t just a cruise—it’s a floating slice of the USA with mai tais, volcanoes, and enough patriotic flair to make Uncle Sam proud. I just got back, and my camera roll is 98% rainbows and palm trees. Here’s the scoop: First Impressions: Walking into the Liberty Dining Room felt like stepping into a colonial-era ballroom—if colonial-era ballrooms had unlimited steak and free-flowing champagne. The vibe? "We’re here for freedom… and second helpings." The "This Can’t Be Real" Moment: Napali Coast sail-by—sheer emerald cliffs, waterfalls, and whales breaching like they’re paid actors. 🐋 But the real hidden gem? The Gold Rush Saloon’s late-night piano sing-alongs (where Sweet Caroline hits different at sea). Foodie Obsession: Jefferson’s Bistro’s escargot almost made me fancy. But the Aloha Café’s midnight pancake buffet? A syrupy revelation. 🥞 My "Aloha Spirit" Itinerary: ⏰ 7 AM: Lava Java coffee on deck (volcano views included). ⏰ 10 AM: Ziplining in Kauai (screamed like a cartoon character). ⏰ 2 PM: Mai Tai tasting at John Adams Coffee Bar (don’t judge). ⏰ 6 PM: Luau in Maui (fire dancers = hypnotic). ⏰ 11 PM: Pink’s Champagne Bar (because glam). Pro Tip: Book Pearl Harbor excursions ASAP—they sell out fast. Also, the ship’s Americana decor is wildly extra (think: Statue of Liberty carpets). Final Verdict: 50/10, left with zero voice, max aloha spirit, and a desperate need to move to Hawaii. Who’s joining me? 🤙