Johor Ancient Temple: Time Travel, Tiger Whispers & Legendary Laksa" 🐯🍜

#johorbahrutrip Stepping into **Johor Ancient Temple** felt like walking straight into a **170-year-old Instagram filter**—weathered stone dragons, curling incense smoke, and the kind of quiet that makes you whisper even if you’re a loud talker (guilty ✋). The air smelled like old wood and burnt joss paper, with a sneaky hint of **laksa broth** from the street outside. **Funny moment**: I tried to decode the temple’s **fortune sticks**… and got *scolded* by a grandma for shaking them wrong. (Turns out there’s *technique*—who knew?) She took pity on me and threw mine for me. Bless her. **Secret spot**: Behind the main altar, there’s a **tiny shrine to the White Tiger** 🐯—locals rub its paw for luck. I did it *so aggressively* the caretaker laughed. (Hey, I need all the help I can get.) **Must-eat**: The **Johor laksa** at the stall across the street—thick, tangy broth, *handmade noodles*, and enough spice to make your nose run. Bring tissues. **No regrets.** **Quick Itinerary**: ⏰ **9:00 AM**: Beat the crowd. Marvel at the **carved pillars** (look for hidden bats—symbols of luck!). ⏰ **9:30 AM**: Get schooled by aunties on fortune stick etiquette. ⏰ **10:30 AM**: Eat laksa like it’s your last meal. **Pro Tips**: - **Dress modestly** (knees/shoulders covered—they loan sarongs if you forget). - **RM5 notes** for donations & tiger bribes. - **Check the lunar calendar**—festivals turn this place into a *firecracker-filled party*. This temple doesn’t just *feel* ancient—it feels *alive*. And hey, if the tiger gives you extra luck… mine’s for lottery tickets. 🍀