Sip In Style At The Planet’s Smallest Pub!

#cleethorpes #pub #beer #lincolnshire #uk Tucked beside Cleethorpes’ boating lake, this 2.44 m x 2.44 m red-painted pub stakes its claim as the world’s smallest. Once a railway signal box, it now houses a snug bar with polished wood and railway memorabilia. There’s no seating inside—just enough space for two patrons to squeeze in for a drink, though most gather in the sunny outside beer garden. 📅 Open: Easter to mid-October, occasionally extending weekends into November. 🍻 Drinks: Enjoy local ales, ciders, and even Jeremy Clarkson’s Hawkstone Lager, with over 100 rotating brews annually. Note that the pub operates on a cashless payment system. 📍 Location: Lakeside Station, King’s Road, Cleethorpes, DN35 0AG (near Cleethorpes Boating Lake). ⏰ Hours: • Mon-Tue: 10:30 AM – 5 PM • Wed: 11 AM – 5 PM • Thu-Sat: 10 AM – 5 PM • Sun: 10 AM – 4 PM