Si Hai Long Wang Temple: Where Ocean Gods & Satay Sticks Rule the Waves🌊🐉

#johorbahrutrip Stepping into **Si Hai Long Wang Temple** feels like walking onto the deck of a mythical pirate ship—if that ship was crewed by dragon deities and smelled like coconut incense. Perched right by the water in Johor, this temple worships the **Dragon King of the Four Seas**, and let me tell you, the vibes are *intensely* aquatic. Salt spray in the air, fishermen burning rainbow-colored paper boats as offerings, and the *squeak* of seagulls arguing over temple snacks. **Most Surreal Moment**: Watching a monk **bless a bucket of live fish** before release. (I may have accidentally cheered when they splashed into the water. The monk laughed. The fish did not.) **Secret Level**: Behind the main altar, there’s a **hidden tide chart carved in stone**—locals use it to predict fishing luck. I pretended to understand it. (I did not.) **Food You’ll Sell Your Soul For**: The **grilled satay** from the stall by the parking lot. Skewered *so* perfectly, with peanut sauce so thick you could stand a chopstick in it. Eat it seaside and let the sauce drip recklessly—the seagulls will respect your chaos. **Lightning Itinerary**: ⏰ **3:00 PM**: Arrive with the fishing boats. Chase the shade under the dragon-carved eaves. ⏰ **3:30 PM**: Find the "lucky wave" mural (it looks 3D when you squint). ⏰ **4:30 PM**: Stuff face with satay while judging seagull life choices. **Pro Tips**: - **Wear waterproof sandals** (those waves *will* sneak up on you). - **RM1 coins** for offering boxes (and extra for satay bribes). - **Full moon nights** = next-level lantern glow. This temple? A **salty, spiritual, slightly messy** love letter to the sea. And yes, I *did* whisper a prayer for better Wi-Fi. The Dragon King hasn’t delivered... yet. 📶🙏