Maureen brings her critically acclaimed Hollywood Fringe show 
A Star is Aborted to Chicago!
 This is a boundary-pushing cabaret satire written by Chicago’s premiere “female female impersonator,” Maureen SanDiego. The premise is a John Waters–inspired fever dream:
A drag queen fetus becomes the first baby conceived inside a gay man. Will she choose life—or remain in butthole limbo forever?
This outrageous musical explores sexual freedom, fame, and queerness through grotesque glamour, powerhouse vocals, and non-stop absurdity. Think: Divine meets Weird Al in a Planned Parenthood parking lot.
“You have the right to choose…so choose to see this show immediately!”
-Alaska Thunderfuck 5,000
Featuring: Jack Krimmel
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Please be advised:
The Newport Theater is up a flight of stairs with no elevator, but access to a Genesis portable mobile stairlift (rated up to 400 pounds) is available. Please email 
newporttheater@gmail.com
in advance of your arrival to coordinate entry/operators/liability waivers.
There are four single-stall non-gendered restrooms available onsite.
All entrants must comply with the 
Newport Safety Policy
Information Source: The Newport Theater | eventbrite

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