Featured Events in Totton in July, 2025 (July Updated)

Mark Simmons, known as the 'Master of one-liners', is set to bring his brand-new show, "Quip Off The Mark," to The Attic in Southampton. With appearances on Mock The Week, BT Sport, and ITV, Mark Simmons is a talented comic with a knack for clever joke writing. Described as "Absolutely hilarious" by The Scotsman and praised for his "Perfectly timed, clever one-liners" by Leicester Mercury, Simmons promises an evening filled with laughter and entertainment. Notable accolades include being part of DAVE's Top 10 Joke of the Fringe 2019 and 2017, as well as being a nominee for Amused Moose: Best Show 2017. Join Mark Simmons on July 26, 2025, for a hilarious night of stand-up comedy at The Attic in Totton. Early Bird Tickets are available for £15.87 in advance online, with seating being unreserved. In case of any event changes, a full refund will be provided to ticket holders.

Southampton best "Comedy Open Mic Night" in Hampshire Wednesday 2nd July Our Open Mic Comedy nights are the generally the first Thursday of the month, although this one is a Wednesday...with a headline comedian! We are the perfect venue with an inviting and fun atmosphere for new and old stand-up comedians wanting to test out their material. "Comedy Open Mic Night" in Hampshire We are proud to be the only regular open mic for comedians in Southampton, giving opportunities to those in the arts locally and nationally. Please contact doublegopenmic@gmail.com if you would like a stand-up slot at the Southampton comedy open mic night. Tickets £6 in advance online or £10 on the door if they are still available. Doors 7pm for a 7.30 pm start. Please note shows have adult themes and content so no under 14's and under 18's need to be accompanied by an adult. Southampton Comedy Club, The Attic, can be found @ River Studios, 32 Winsor Road, Totton, Southampton. SO40 9HQ N/B: Lineups may be subject to change, and refunds are not available.If the event doesn't go ahead, you will receive a full refund. Information Source: The Attic Southampton | eventbrite

Southampton best Comedy Open Mic Night in Hampshire Wednesday 2nd JulyOur Open Mic Comedy nights are the generally the first Thursday of the month, although this one is a Wednesday...with a headline comedian! We are the perfect venue with an inviting and fun atmosphere for new and old stand-up comedians wanting to test out their material. Comedy Open Mic Night in HampshireWe are proud to be the only regular open mic for comedians in Southampton, giving opportunities to those in the arts locally and nationally. Please contact doublegopenmic@gmail.com if you would like a stand-up slot at the Southampton comedy open mic night. Tickets £6 in advance online or £10 on the door if they are still available. Doors 7pm for a 7.30 pm start. Please note shows have adult themes and content so no under 14's and under 18's need to be accompanied by an adult. Southampton Comedy Club, The Attic, can be found @ River Studios, 32 Winsor Road, Totton, Southampton. SO40 9HQN/B: Lineups may be subject to change, and refunds are not available.If the event doesn't go ahead, you will receive a full refund. Information Source: The Attic Southampton | eventbrite

Laurie Bolger Writer on Tour at The Attic Southampton - Thursday 3rd JulyLaurie Bolger is a London based writer, standup & the founder of The Creative Writing Breakfast Club. Laurie Bolger Poet, Writer and performer in SouthamptonLaurie Bolger is a London based writer, standup & the founder of The Creative Writing Breakfast Club. Laurie’s work has been widely anthologised & has featured at Glastonbury, TATE & Sky Arts. Laurie’s first publication ‘Box Rooms’ celebrated community & her working class London-Irish roots. Laurie Bolger winner of The Moth Poetry PrizeLaurie was the winner of The Moth Poetry Prize & was shortlisted for The Sylvia Plath, Bridport & Forward Poetry Prize. Her latest books include ‘Makeover’ & ‘Spin’ celebrating the resilience of working class women, autonomy & love & her debut collection ‘Lady’ is now available from Nine Arches Press. www.lauriebolger.com Bar opens at 6.30pm for 7pm doors for a show starting approximately at 7.45pm. Southampton Comedy Club, The Attic, can be found @ River Studios, 32 Winsor Road, Totton, Southampton. SO40 9HQ In the unlikely event that we cancel the event, we will offer a full refund. Unfortunately tickets are otherwise non-refundable. Please contact us if you wish to transfer your ticket to a friend if you cannot attend for any reason.Seating is unreserved. Information Source: The Attic Southampton | eventbrite

Stand-Up Comedy in Southampton with Laura Lexx & friends on Saturday 5th July Early Bird tickets £14 when bought in advance or £18 on the door, if still available. Laura Lexx Stand up Comedy in Southampton Join multi award winning stand up star and viral sensation Laura Lexx (Live at the Apollo, Mock The Week, Hypothetical, The Now Show). Firmly established as one of the most sought after headliners on the UK and international comedy circuits.. This show is effortlessly heartwarming, hilarious about motherhood, and fearless with the front row. As seen on: Mock The Week, Live at The Apollo (BBC), Hypothetical (DAVE) Pointless Celebrities (BBC) Roast Battle (Comedy Central) The Comedy Club (BBC Radio 4 Extra) Have I Got News For You. WINNER: Best MC (Comics Comic Award) Comedians Choice Awards (2018 & 2019) & Best Compere (Chortle awards) Best Show (Amused Moose Awards) ★★★★ GUARDIAN ★★★★ TELEGRAPH ★★★★ ED FEST MAG ★★★★★ BROADWAY BABY Early Bird tickets £14 when bought in advance or £18 on the door, if still available. Bar opens at 6.30pm for 7pm doors for a show starting at 8pm. Southampton Comedy Club, The Attic, can be found @ River Studios, 32 Winsor Road, Totton, Southampton. SO40 9HQ In the unlikely event that we cancel the event, we will offer a full refund. Unfortunately tickets are otherwise non-refundable. Please contact us if you wish to transfer your ticket to a friend if you cannot attend for any reason.Seating is unreserved. Information Source: The Attic Southampton | eventbrite

Come and join us for a pay as you go weekly session with your under 5’s. Sessions will involve listening to stories, singing songs, natural crafts, learning and discovering wildlife, walking round the nature reserve. Suitable for babies and toddlers. Please wear sturdy shoes and dress for the weather. Best to book but OK to come and pay on the day. Information Source: Hampshire & Isle of Wight Wildlife Trust | eventbrite

Join us for a night of laughter and giving back at the Debra Charity Comedy Night at The Attic Southampton ! Get ready to chuckle for a cause as award winning & TV comedians take the stage to support a great charity. Come out and show your support while enjoying a night of hilarious entertainment. Don't miss out on this opportunity to make a difference while having a blast! Information Source: The Attic | eventbrite

🔥 Learn to Lift & Get Lean – 90-Minute WorkshopRediscover your strength. Reignite your motivation. Reconnect with the best version of you. Whether you’ve been out of the game for a while or just need a spark to get going again, this 90-minute workshop is designed to give you the knowledge, confidence, and strategy to lift effectively, burn fat, and feel amazing again. 💪 What You’ll Learn:✅ Perfect Your Lifting Technique – Master the core lifts with expert coaching to eliminate guesswork, boost strength, and prevent injury. ✅ Train for Fat Loss (Not Just Fatigue) – Learn how to structure your workouts to build a lean, defined body — without burning out. ✅ Feel-Good Strength Routines – Discover how to train in a way that supports your lifestyle, energy, and long-term progress. ✅ Real-World Nutrition Guidance – Understand how to fuel your body to lose fat and support muscle without tracking every calorie. ✅ Your Personalised Action Plan – Walk away with a simple, effective template you can follow with confidence. ✅ Rebuild Motivation & Confidence – Most importantly, reconnect with the mindset and momentum that makes training something you want to do again. 🎟 Who’s This For?This workshop is for ex-members and people who have expressed interest in Dual Fitness Training who want to get back into training — smarter, stronger, and more confident than ever. No pressure. No judgment. Just great coaching, good people, and real results. Spaces are limited to keep the coaching experience personal and effective. Reserve your spot now and rediscover what lifting can do for you. Information Source: eventbrite

Southampton Spoken Word Open Mic Night - Wednesday 16th July Our Spoken Word nights are the generally the middle Wednesday of the month! The Attic is the perfect venue with an inviting and fun atmosphere for new and old stand-up performers wanting to test out their material. Can I Have A Word? Open Mic Night: An evening of Spoken Word and Laughter in Southampton An evening of rhyme, rhythm, and truth — all under one mic. Welcome to a night where words take flight, hearts beat to the rhythm of verse, where tears and laughter mingle with applause. Open Mic nights are where legends begin: Every performer has that first time — the shaky breath, the thud of nerves, the light in your eyes as you face the crowd. Open Mic nights are where future poetry champions first take the plunge. No filters. No smoke machines. Just you, your truth, and an audience eager to hear it. Southampton Spoken Word Open Mic Night - Wednesday 16th July Are you a performer? Whether you're a seasoned poet or a napkin scribbler, whether new to the scene or an old hand with new material, you are welcome. Make our stage part of your origin story. Don’t worry — whether you read from the page, spit rhymes from memory, or freestyle your way through fear, the mic is open... and so are we. Register to perform using our form - we expect to fill slots well in advance of the night. Are you an audience member? Expect fierce bars, touching confessions, hilarious punchlines, and the occasional poetic plot twist. Spoken Word at The Attic in Southampton Spoken Word pieces won’t always be heavy... although they may be. Expect laughs — the belly kind, the awkward kind, the clever kind. Between witty wordplay and hilarious life observations, this event will leave you grinning, crying (in a good way) and revelling in the beauty of words. If you'd like a to perform spoken word, poetry & comedy going that way please click here to get a performance slot at the Southampton Spoken word night. Tickets £6 in advance online or £10 on the door if they are still available. Doors 7pm for a 7.30 pm start. Please note shows have adult themes and content so no under 14's and under 18's need to be accompanied by an adult. Southampton Comedy Club, The Attic, can be found @ River Studios, 32 Winsor Road, Totton, Southampton. SO40 9HQ N/B: Lineups may be subject to change, and refunds are not available.If the event doesn't go ahead, you will receive a full refund. Information Source: The Attic Southampton | eventbrite

Southampton Stand Up Comedy for Charity Near me - Thursday 17th July An evening of Stand up Comedy with an insane line up of NOT 1 but 8 of the UK's top headline comedians and Attic favourites. All in add of raising money for the charity Heartbeat. Every ticket sold helps raise vital funds for the renovation of the Heart Failure Unit at University Hospital Southampton reaching and supporting even more heart failure patients in our community! Tom Houghton stand up comedian near me at The Attic in Southampton After a phenomenal, sold-out, international tour. Plus, a second round of supporting Milton Jones. As seen on Netflix, Comedy Central and host of Very British Problems “Clever, passionate and soulful“ ★★★★★ The New European “A twisted view of the world“ ★★★★★ The Sunday Express “Brilliant, bright and insightful… everyone’s cup of tea“ ★★★★★ UK Cabaret “Houghton elicits the type of laughter that makes it hard for you to breath; Your eyes glass over with tears, and you can’t look at him for fear of falling off your chair“ ★★★★ The New Current “Get your tickets today. Tomorrow may well be too late. A Star is Born“ ★★★★★ One 4 Review “This unexpected tour de force warrants a 21-gun salute“ ★★★★ The Daily Telegraph “A crafty idiot “ ★★★★ The Daily Mail The legendary Diane Spencer Diane Spencer is an award-winning comedian, who delights audiences with her plummy, posh and perverse humour. With 38K subscribers on YouTube and over 8 million views, Diane’s hilarious comedy is appealing to people worldwide. “Not for the faint-hearted, but also not to be missed” - ⭐️⭐️⭐️⭐️⭐️ ThreeWeeks “Half-horrifying, half fascinating, all hilarious” - ⭐️⭐️⭐️⭐️ The List Comedy stand up near me in Totton, Southampton with Sean Collins Over the last 30 years, Canadian comedian Sean Collins has become a renowned figure in the world of stand-up comedy. Originally from Vancouver, his comedy reflects a vibrant life and diverse experiences. Before venturing into stand-up comedy, Sean served as a counsellor for children with psychiatric problems. His excellence in comedy earned him the title of "Best Male Stand-Up" at the Canadian Comedy Awards. He was later featured at the prestigious Just For Laughs Gala in Montreal and had his hour-long show on Canadian TV. Sean is known for his laid-back storytelling style, often delivering personal and comical tales from atop a stool. While primarily performing in the UK, he has made appearances on popular shows like BBC's Michael McIntyre's Comedy Roadshow and The Real Variety Showcase, maintaining a packed professional calendar."First Black British stand-up nominated for the main Edinburgh Comedy Award. Alex is a Brighton-based stand-up comedian making waves across the UK comedy circuit. With razor-sharp writing, a laid-back stage presence, and a brilliantly unfiltered, introspective style, he delivers comedy that’s as intelligent as it is hilarious. Since first taking to the stage, Mason has headlined and compered shows nationwide, earned a place in the finals of multiple prestigious comedy awards, and built a reputation as one of the most exciting new acts on the scene. Another headliner Tony Law stand up comedian Canadian-Trinidadian Norn Iron loon Law, is taking his half-baked thoughts on the last couple of years (with a little time travel to boot). It might not always make sense but it's always funny. Farmboy's blue-collar surreal absurdity in his own very unique style. For those with a different take or taste in comedy. Wild, utterly absurd and magnetic. 'Takes post-modern stand-up to a dangerously funny new level' The Guardian 'The King of post-modern nonsense' TheTelegraph Tony's signature style includes improvisational routines that focus on absurd and surreal topics and concepts. His performances often involve whimsical stories or situations that he comes up with spontaneously. ★★★★★ - Mumble Comedy ★★★★ - The Telegraph ★★★★ - On the Mic ★★★★ - Broadway World Rising star Vinny Shiu at Southampton's premier Stand-Up Comedy Club Vinny Shiu is a stand up comedian who combines comedy songs with stories and jokes to highlight his unique upbringing; growing up in the West, as part of an Asian family. Vinny believes that comedy is not only about sharp jokes but also about giving audiences a performance. His style is immersive, physical and dynamic. He is the winner of Southampton comedian of the year 2023 and was a semi-finalist in British comedian of the year 2023. Mike Vaughan Southampton based comedian Mike Vaughan had been a musician for years with his work appearing on BBC Radio 1, Radio 2, Radio Solent, Voice FM and ITV’s Meridian Tonight. Once he realised that audiences appreciated his chats in-between songs more than the songs themselves, a journey into comedy was inevitable. Mike brings a unique blend of comedy and music where his cheeky personality shines through. Despite only doing comedy for a short while, Mike has already made a name for himself as someone guaranteed to have audiences roaring with laughter. He reached the final of 2023’s Southampton Comedian Of The Year and is in this year’s final of Stand Up For Cider. He has already appeared on line ups with Al Murray, Mark Simmons, Troy Hawke, Tom Ward, Phil Nichol, Paul McCaffrey, Sean Collins among many others. “Mike Vaughan is both beautiful and haunting looking (and seeming). He is also very funny!” Tom Ward Headliner act number 7 comedian Garrett Millerick at the Attic, Southampton Garrett Millerick, an acclaimed stand-up comedian, writer, and director, is highly sought after on both alternative and club circuits in the UK and internationally. His unique and versatile style recently made its television debut on the hit US late-night talk show Conan (TBS). In 2018, Garrett gained widespread recognition with his breakout live show, Sunflower, which became one of the best-reviewed and most talked-about shows at the Edinburgh Fringe Festival and London’s Soho Theatre. The success of Sunflower led to packed houses, additional shows, and a nomination for ‘Breakthrough Act’ at the 2019 Chortle Awards. Time Out London named it their No.1 Comedy Pick for February 2019, and Garrett recorded it as an album, available internationally from 800 Pound Gorilla Records. Beyond stand-up, Garrett is involved in the sitcom Do Gooders, which recently recorded a pilot for Audible. Produced by Hat Trick Productions and starring Jack Dee and Meera Syal, the sitcom is currently in development for television. Garrett Millerick continues to make waves in the comedy scene with his exceptional talent and success across various platforms. Alex Kitson stand-up comedian comes to Southampton Tour Support for Tom Houghton, Tom Ward and Vittorio Angelone. ‘A natural performer’ - Epigram ‘Bristol Comedy Legend’ - The Kettle ‘..born to be on stage with his charismatic, energetic charm… he is a truly funny new comedian and one not to miss.’ - Boardmasters Festival “A master of his craft” - Capers Comedy Club “Alex Kitson is not only very likeable from the moment he steps on stage but has some great observational comedy material which he delivers with supreme confidence, he is a natural and will go a long way in the comedy business. One to watch!” - Mirth Control Your Comedy Host: Geordie Geoff Known for his legendary crowd work, Geordie Geoff ensures no one in the audience is left behind. Imagine the wit of Paul Smith, the edginess of Frankie Boyle, and the energy of Lee Evans all rolled into one dynamic comedy package. Join us for an evening of laughter, surprises, and unforgettable memories as Geordie Geoff brings his unique style of comedy to an expectant audience. Grab your tickets now and prepare for a night you won't forget! Please note shows have adult themes and content so no under 14's and under 18's need to be accompanied by an adult. Early Bird Tickets from just £15 in advance Bar opens at 6pm for 7pm doors for a show starting at approximately 7.45pm. Southampton Comedy Club, The Attic, can be found @ River Studios, 32 Winsor Road, Totton, Southampton. SO40 9HQ In the unlikely event that we cancel the event, we will offer a full refund. Unfortunately tickets are otherwise non-refundable. Please contact us if you wish to transfer your ticket to a friend if you cannot attend for any reason. Seating is unreserved on a first come first serve basis. There are NO physical tickets and all ticket holders will be on a list on the door and as back up we request you bring proof of purchase on your phone with your ticket confirmation order, so no need to print anything off. Information Source: The Attic Southampton | eventbrite

Alfie Moore Tour Warm Up Show comes to The Attic in Southampton Friday 18th July Copper-turned-comedian, and star of BBC Radio 4 hit 'It's A Fair Cop', returns with a warm-up preview of his brand-new tour show. The Four Horsemen of Rising Crime, Global Warming, AI and Culture Wars are galloping towards us. Alfie Moore warm up new stand up comedy comes to Southampton Are we on the road to hell? Topics covered will include: How to stave off the apocalypse. How to save UK policing. And how to avoid the potholes on the A15… Alfie Moore warm up new stand up comedy tour comes to Southampton “…offbeat, revealing and very funny” ***** - You Magazine “Brilliantly funny, genuinely hilarious” – David Mitchell “His charisma shines through as bright and colourful as a twirling blue light” – Times Tickets are £16 ordered online in advance. Bar opens at 6.30pm for 7pm doors for a show starting at 8pm. Southampton Comedy Club, The Attic, can be found @ River Studios, 32 Winsor Road, Totton, Southampton. SO40 9HQ In the unlikely event that we cancel the event, we will offer a full refund. Unfortunately tickets are otherwise non-refundable. Please contact us if you wish to transfer your ticket to a friend if you cannot attend for any reason. Seating is unreserved on a first come first serve basis. There are NO physical tickets and all ticket holders will be on a list on the door and as back up we request you bring proof of purchase on your phone with your ticket confirmation order, so no need to print anything off. Information Source: The Attic Southampton | eventbrite

Welcome to The Alan Fletcher "Back to School" Album tour ! Don't miss this opportunity to see, hear and meet Neighbours legend Alan Fletcher as he brings his latest album to life on stage. Join us at The Attic on Friday 25th July 2025 at 7 :00 PM for a night of unforgettable music and memories. SPECIAL NOTE: Alan gives a ticket discount code to his website subscribers. Subscribe at the web address below and you will receive a 15% discount code. Paste this code in the Coupon box at ticket checkout to receive discount. https://alanfletcher.net/join-the-alanfletcher-net-community/ Information Source: Alan Fletcher | eventbrite

Edinburgh Comedy preview from Mark Simmons As Seen on Mock The Week, BT Sport and ITV, ‘Master of one-liners’ MARK SIMMONS brings his brand-new show on the road. Stand up comedy with Mark Simmons in Southampton Mark recently joined Dara O’Brian and Hugh Dennis on BBC2’s Mock The Week as a semi-regular on the show and now brings you his hotly-anticipated show Quip Off The Mark He’s also been appearing on BT Sport’s DIY pundit and The Rugby’s On. As seen on Mock the Week (BBC2), Out There (ITV1) and One For The Road (BBC3). Mark Simmons : Work in Progress Mark has appeared on TV shows such as ITV’s Out There, BBC Radio 4ExtraStands Up, a Channel 4 pilot starring alongside Bridget Christie, as well as BBC3’s One For The Road. “Absolutely hilarious.”- The Scotsman ★★★★ “A lot of excellent funny one-liners.”- Bruce Dessau “A talented comic with an artisan’s grasp of joke writing.”- Chortle ★★★★ “Perfectly timed, clever one-liners”- Leicester Mercury ★★★★ Edinburgh Festival Magazine ★★★★★Bunbury Magazine ★★★★★ DAVE’s Top 10 Joke of the Fringe 2019 (& 2017) Nominee Amused Moose: Best Show 2017 Tour support for Rob Brydon, Seann Walsh & Rob Beckett Plus support Early Bird Tickets for £14 in advance online increasing to £18. 7pm Doors 8pm show starts Southampton Comedy Club, The Attic, can be found @ River Studios, 32 Winsor Road, Totton, Southampton. SO40 9HQ Seating is unreserved.If the event doesn't go ahead, you will receive a full refund. Information Source: The Attic Southampton | eventbrite