The Remote Hotel

The Remote Hotel isn’t just a hotel — it’s a full-blown reset button for your life. You arrive frazzled, mildly feral from daily stress, and within hours you’re soft, smiling, and wondering if maybe you are the kind of person who does yoga at sunrise. Let’s start with the tranquility. It’s silent in that magical way where you can hear your thoughts go, “Oh, this is nice.” Birds chirp, trees sway gently, and there’s just enough breeze to make you feel like you’re in a commercial for herbal tea. You start breathing deeper without even trying. It’s suspicious. Now, the beds. These beds don’t mess around. You lie down “just for a sec” and wake up three hours later emotionally renewed. I’m not saying it was the best sleep of my life, but I’m pretty sure I healed from childhood trauma somewhere around 3 a.m. These things cradle your soul. It’s spiritual. The design and architecture are dangerously cool. Every corner is giving “effortless magazine spread,” like someone hired an interior designer and a forest witch and they collaborated beautifully. You’ll start rethinking your entire home aesthetic while sitting under a light fixture that clearly cost more than your car. And don’t even get me started on the staff. They're like hospitality ninjas — always there just when you need them, but never hovering. Friendly, intuitive, and the kind of people who make you feel instantly at home, even when you’re wearing creased travel pants and still recovering from airport snacks. Best part? While you feel miles away from reality, you’re actually super close to a charming little town where you can wander, eat well, and buy things you don’t need but suddenly treasure. And if you go a bit further, there’s a gorgeous beach — all turquoise water and soft sand, the kind of place where your only responsibility is staying upright and slightly sun-kissed. Honestly, I came here for a break. I left seriously considering faking my own disappearance and living in the bushes out back. This place gets under your skin in the best possible way. 10/10 would return (and possibly refuse to leave).

The hotel was nice, beautiful design and a peaceful view of the mountains. The staff was friendly but could really have been more service orientated. Compared to other hotels in this price range the service could be improved. The room was spacious and clean.

The Remote Hotel is a lovely small boutique hotel. All the staff are really charming and very helpful. The rooms are beautifully appointed and the hamam (Turkish bath) was great. We didn't use the sauna but others were using it. Everything was spotlessly clean and the beds super comfy. Breakfast was delicious (Turkish style). Drinks were reasonable. The hotel was full but never felt busy, always sun loungers available and fresh towels. There's some unfinished construction nearby which is a bit untidy but that is not the fault of the hotel. The pool may be tricky for non swimmers or of limited mobility as there is only a ladder step and no shallow end. Sarigerme 'town' is limited - mostly tack and fast food - a few gift shops were nice but mostly fake goods. The 2 beaches are great and very reasonable. Local taxis good. We recommend hiring a car and exploring, the scenery is lush and beautiful. Sarigerme is the best location to explore from, we particularly loved Kavucakcay, Gocek, Dalyan, The Blue Termed, Koyeciz and Gokbel. We definitely recommend The Remote Hotel if you enjoy peace.

Let us start by saying we would 100% return to this hotel and had a fantastic 10 days. However there are definitely a few small areas to improve. The staff are amazing and in all honesty without them this might be a very different review. We both come from a hospitality & hotel background so possibly notice things others might not ? The hotel is indeed remote which needs to be embraced or it’s not for you. The views are mostly gorgeous except for some discarded minor building materials on one side. The restaurant menu is lovely but a little limited if there for more than a few days and the restaurant closes we think a little early. Food service is slow but there are plenty of alternatives a short taxi ride away costing approx 150/200 TL. Chef tends to concentrate on one meal at a time and can not seem to multi task and even shut the kitchen one day at 8-30 after 8 covers as he was on his own, but saying that the food he did produce was very good The rooms are perfect with lovely balcony’s and views and beautifully decorated with a calming feel. Highly recommend the Thai massage And all of the staff deserve a special mention. We genuinely look forward to returning.

The hotel is wonderfully furnished and decorated beautifully. Lovely high ceilings and the bathroom facilities were top class. The hotel is located in a quiet setting, so if you’re looking at peace and quiet, we would recommend. The downside was the restaurant menu and the lack of variety, plus the breakfast was very unimaginative and after a week became quite monotonous. One evening we decided to stay and eat at the hotel and at 8.40pm we sat in the restaurant only to be told the restaurant was now closed even though the hotel advertises it is open until 9pm. Luckily the hotel is not far from the local town, which is possible to walk but at 39c we decided to get a taxi. It only costs around 150TL, so we opted to eat out nearly every night . We did eat at the hotel a couple of evenings but we also found it difficult to feel enthusiastic about anything on the menu. We did notice that hardly anyone ate in the restaurant in the evenings. As it’s a small hotel, we personally thought it would be better if it was an adult only hotel. A couple of families with children were staying at the same time and during the day on a couple of occasions the pool was monopolised. The staff are absolutely wonderful and they cannot be faulted. Well done to all the bar and restaurant staff, you really did make our holiday special. Would we go back? We most definitely would but the menu does need a complete makeover.

Don't expect luxury service or breakfast here. The interior is wonderful as is the pool area, but front and side of the hotel facing very dusty/noisy building site. The service at this hotel is amateur and certainly not 5* (wouldn't give it 1*). The breakfast is the same EVERY day (simply salad/cheese/eggs). No fruit, yogurt or other basics you'd expect from any hotel, let alone one claiming to be 5*. The owner/manager is very off putting. He walks around, just looking cross. We tried to say hi a couple of times and were met with just a grumpy glare. It's a tiny hotel so wierd to be there, whilst this man looms about making you feel quite unwelcome. Wonderful design, but sadly very let down by how it's being managed, which really affected what was supposed to be a luxury, relaxing break. We chose to go out for much of the time and felt really welcome everywhere we went. Turkish hospitality in local area is wonderful, but not matched by management at this hotel.