Guest User
January 18, 2025
Oh, wow, where do I even start? I had such high hopes for Sapana Village Lodge after reading all the rave reviews because who wouldn't want to pay for a subpar experience, right? First of all, the rooms were absolutely delightful. The shabby, outdated furnishings just gave the place that rustic charm, and the bedding? Oh, it was definitely questionably clean, which really added to the whole roughing it vibe. The bathroom, though, was truly a highlight. I mean, who doesn't love a shower that barely functions and a lovely, lingering odor to make it feel like you're truly experiencing nature at its finest? For what they charge, you’d think they could at least pretend to care, but why bother? As for the service oh, they were just so helpful. The staff were so friendly, it almost made up for the fact that they were completely disorganized. Simple requests like fresh towels? No big deal, just wait for an eternity, or, you know, don’t get them at all. It's almost as if I were inconveniencing them by wanting basic things as a guest. So thoughtful! Then there’s the food, which was an absolute gastronomic delight. If you love paying a premium for food that tastes like cardboard, you’ll be in heaven. Plus, nothing says luxury quite like spending the next day clutching your stomach in regret. Truly unforgettable. And the best part? The activities! They really sold me on their exclusive excursions until I realized I am being scammed for the same excursion which I can book from just a five-minute walk away and at half the price for the same experience. But hey, if you’ve got money to burn, why not? The eco-friendly claims? Oh, please. They really nailed the whole “we care about the environment” thing by covering everything in plastic. Sustainability? More like a buzzword thrown around to make it sound good. But sure, let’s keep checking those eco-boxes. And finally, the location serenity at its finest. Who needs peace and quiet when you’ve got a steady stream of noise from every direction? Truly a peaceful retreat for the soul. In conclusion, this place was just everything I didn’t want and nothing I did. I’ll definitely be taking my money elsewhere next time and I highly recommend you do the same! But hey, if you enjoy being overcharged and underwhelmed, by all means, go ahead and book your stay. You won’t be disappointed... unless you actually expect something decent.