Guest User
December 11, 2023
WORST. AVOID. DO NOT RISK YOUR TRIP. Reason #1: Owner (John) will enter your room and go through your belongings when you go out. Reason #2: Pretends to be eco-friendly and local ingredients--false. Things like oreos. You get charged $5USD for clean water! They ask you to reuse towels/robes to say they're eco-friendly (same towel for multiple days?). Reason #3: Check out 9:30AM. Owner will bang on your door like the cops by 9:27am. Yes, BANG. Reason #4: NEVER STORE LUGGAGE HERE--steals! Reason #5: We booked based on positive reviews online and patio photos. A lot of the reviews are actually fake. View is actually of broken and regular buildings. Hotel is unexceptional. Room is typical. NOT near the ocean. Reason #6: The room you book will not be available, owner will tell you that you've been "upgraded" but it's NOT an upgrade. Reason #7: Owner will flat out lie to you about the stupidest and serious things. For example, We had one person in our group with a dietary restriction and owner LIED about ingredients-- they had an allergic reaction and he continued to lie. Not safe for kids or anyone. Reason #8: WIFI very bad. Reason #9: There are TONS of nice hotels closer to the central area and ocean view-- with much better prices and amenities including reliable WIFI. Reason #10: If you have any issue or concern owner will NOT help, becomes petty and belligerent. For example, we knew that he had gone into our room when we went out because we caught him, literally hands in the cookie jar, but he lied that he was just checking lock; when we said that didn't make sense, he became angry saying, "fine I'll install a camera in front of your door." (We said that would be great). Then he said, "well why don't you just stay in your room and see what happens." Insanity. Not what you want to deal with on vacation. Do not risk a beautiful and easy trip to paradise by having your one bad experience here. We totally wish we listened to the honest reviews. We left early and stayed somewhere else (easy to find new place). Not everyone is able to do this so save yourself trouble and start your journey literally any where else. NOT RECOMMENDED. BOOK ANY WHERE ELSE.