Billionaire Resort & Retreat Malindi

If you're looking for luxury, exceptional service, or any semblance of value for money, Billionaire Resort in Malindi is not the place. Despite promising a five-star experience, the reality is shockingly subpar, with prices fit for royalty but service that’s barely half a star. Let's start with the only positive thing I can say: the suites are spacious and seem good for families. But after you step into the nightmare that is their housekeeping, even that will quickly lose its shine. One old, tattered towel per day in a so-called "luxury" resort? Really? For the rates they charge, I expected multiple plush towels. Instead, I got something you'd find in a budget motel. To make matters worse, the fridge in our suite didn’t work, and despite their advertised amenities, there was no washing machine. The food? An absolute disaster. The "grilled chicken" we ordered was clearly just boiled and briefly thrown on a grill. Bland, tasteless, and a complete letdown. The rice was equally underwhelming—flavorless and dull. Every dish felt like no effort had gone into it. And don't even get me started on the "local food" we were served one evening—what they passed off as local cuisine was nothing short of criminal. Breakfast was another colossal disappointment. Day after day, the same uninspired selection: bland eggs, rubbery sausages, and absolutely no variety. No creativity, no attempt to surprise or delight guests. If you think the nightmare ends there, think again. The resort's taxi services are absurdly overpriced, making you feel like you’re being scammed at every turn. To top it off, the "beach access" they tout is nothing more than a sea wall with treacherous, steep stairs leading down to a rocky, unsafe shore. Hardly what one imagines for a relaxing beach getaway, and definitely not child-friendly. There are also no activities offered at the resort, so don’t expect to be entertained or catered to in any meaningful way. Billionaire Resort is, in short, a trap—a money pit that offers absolutely zero value for the exorbitant rates they charge. Avoid this place like the plague unless you're eager to be ripped off and leave with a bitter taste in your mouth.

I would not recommend this hotel. It is definitely not 5 stars or worth the price paid. Some comments: - Make sure, when you reserve in the webpage of Billionaire Resort & Retreat, that you are aware of where you are booking your room: options in both hotels (Billionaire and Lion in the Sun), pop up when you search, leading to confusion, and there are very substantial differences among them (seafront or not, renovated rooms or not, kitchen or not, etc). There’s around 600 mts between them (not the advertised 300 mts), one has to either walk for 10 min on the road or take a shuttle or bike to move between them. - The suite in Lion in the Sun looks nothing like the one portrayed in the webpage, it is very dark (barely any sunlight comes in) and needs serious maintenance/renovation (paint cracks, stains in the sofa, very old furniture, etc). - Very limited restaurant options (one in each hotel with a set menu for dinner in the case of Lion in the Sun). Extremely short menu for lunch in Lion in the Sun, limited breakfast options, and very frequently out of stock (no juices for breakfast some days, no sandwiches or burgers for lunch other days, etc). - Staff, even though nice and accommodating, has barely no information on the tours they offer and failed to book for us a tour and a spa appointment (after we repeatedly requested). - We went on a snorkel trip organized by the hotel but they failed to tell us that the sea was too rough to snorkel (even though we asked twice before leaving), and the boat did not have masks or life vests for the kids (again, even though they knew 3 kids were coming). Total disaster, they just wanted to sell the excursion no matter what. - No actual beach to swim is available, again pictures in the webpage are misleading: in high tide there is no beach and in low tide the sea is way to far and full of corals and rocks to swim. Sunbeds are actually in an artificial bank of sand the hotel has built. In sum, the website information is not accurate at all, and I am surprised that all comments overlook this (probably many of them are not submitted for real clients). Lion in the Sun needs an urgent renovation, and neither of the two hotels are 5 star standard.

Everything about Billionaire Resort & Retreat was spectacular! I loved the tranquility, all the attention to detail, friendly and relaxed atmosphere the location was fantastic, breathtaking views! The rooms exceeded my expectations, food was out of this world and the Pre-eminent amenities. The staff were probably the best part about the experience and they were incredibly attentive and helpful, every need was catered for to the highest extent!

Staying at Billionaire Resort in Malindi was an absolute delight. The rooms are spacious, beautifully decorated, and offer stunning views of the Indian Ocean. The staff were incredibly attentive and friendly, ensuring every need was met promptly, Special mention Luca (GM) and Sheila. The food at the resort's restaurants was exceptional, offering a variety of delicious dishes that cater to every palate. Overall, Billionaire Resort exceeded my expectations with its unparalleled hospitality and breathtaking location, making it the perfect getaway for those seeking relaxation and luxury.

My Experience at Billionaire Resort & Retreat was the most intimate & attention to detail experience I have had so far. The property is amazing from the reception to the restaurant & the apartments have the best interior I've seen in a while. The team on ground is very professional as well. The infinity pool has a breathtaking view for sunrise lovers especially if you enjoy early morning beach walks. The resort has a modern & well equipped gym which is open 24/7. The lawn tennis court which can be used to play football as well stood out. The magnificent plants/ flora along each apartment & trees that provide such a calm and not so humid breeze made it all cool. The attention to detail in every room in the apartment. All bedrooms are en-suite. It has a large living room which is great for game night & ideal for families as well. The outdoor lounge area & gazebo by the pool was great for my afternoon read & siesta. I enjoyed the concept of the bikes from Billionaire Resort to Lion in the Sun.The food was really great, I loved the á la carte menu curated for in-house guests , the experience of having freshly made cuisines that were so flavourful & well cooked with enough portions gave a more personalised Experience . My very best of it all was the yoga session that is had every Saturday & the complimentary happy hour with bittings at the rooftop restaurant while watching the sunset. I found it most ideal for families, solo travellers & people who fancy privacy. And least I forget, the spa concept at Lion in the Sun is one for the books 💕

The hotel is very beautiful, we stayed in a three bedroom apartment which was huge with a big patio and lounge area. The meals were 10/10 and the staff were very polite and helpful, special mention Peninah and Luca the (GM). We'll definitely be back.

If you want somewhere less crowded, private, luxurious & screams opulence it's definitely Billionaire Resort. Loved every bit of my stay, One of their staff, Sheila took care of us very well. Definitely recommend you staying there whenever you are in Malindi, bit pricey but worth it

My stay at Billionaire resort was Exceptional. Through out my stay i indulged in the hotels facilities. The fitness center was well equiped, the pool area sorrounded by palm tree 🌴. The buffet breakfast offered wide array of fresh and delicious options. I also enjoyed a memorable dinner at the hotel restaurant. Every staff i encountered was friendly and went above and beyond to ensure we are comfortable. In conclusion the Billionaire resort exceeded all expectations. From luxurious accommodation, to the outstanding services. This hotel is perfect for traveller looking for a memorable and relaxing beach safari 😌 😎.