How do I love thee, Capri? Let me count the ways. I love thee for thy breathtaking ocean views and craggy cliffs, and Grecian pathways to the sand. I love thee for thine indoor heated pool and charming hotel staff. I love thee for thy flowering beds and lovely statues and shall I say it once again, thine breathtaking views of ocean hues and sunsets that assuage my blues. I love thee Capri, I truly do. And I shall love thee even more once I am back on your blissful shore.