Hotel El Patio

This hotel is in a beautiful location and the entrance when you arrive is truly lovely. We had the El Patio suite and this room is lovely with amazing views over the Banana fields. The bed was super comfortable and a lovely place to wake up in the morning (being so quiet). The food in the hotel was very nice with the breakfast being adequate. There is a restaurant you can walk to at the top of the road but keep in mind they only take cash. The hotel beach is worth a visit but keep in mind it there is no sand but the vista is spectacular. If you want to go into town get the hotel to book a taxi for you and remember to ask wherever you are visiting to book a taxi to take you back as there are no taxis in the town itself.

I stayed 4 nights with my family in the little villa Balcón del Teide. The two-bedroom villa is in the middle of the banana fields. A breathtaking view on backside (banana fields) and the frontside the Atlantic Ocean. Don’t expect ultimate luxury, but the hardware is good. The price vs quality is more than fair. Let me summarize the pros and the conts Pro’s • The view and the privacy • The big private pool and big estate • Amazing region with a lot of authentic good restaurant. Conts • Basic bathroom • No complementary cleaning during stay (eur 50,- additional cleaing) • Breakfast is good, but don’t expect too much We will come back one day!

Wonderful 16c Hacienda in Banana Plantation Very quirky and quiet. We stayed 5 nights in The Balcony which is a self catering villa right on the coast about 15mins walk from the main hotel through the bananas. Could be a little difficult on very dark nights so we often drove. Last two nights we spent on the original hacienda which was very atmospheric. Staff were great. Breakfasts adequate. Evening meals limited to 5 nights per week and small menu which didn't change. Nice free coffee and tea 24 hours plus a fridge with paid-for soft and alcoholic drinks. Also a fridge freezer for guests to share. Nice pool, sun loungers and gardens. All very spacious, well kept and quiet.

Had the perfect stay here in November. All the staff were so friendly and helpful, booking taxis for us and giving us some great recommendations for the local area. The area is so peaceful, pool and tennis court are great. Excellent value and would definitely recommend!!

Nice peaceful surroundings around banana plantations. Retro style rooms, clean. I had a terras with nice sea view. Nice breakfast with home made jams and pastries. Small swimming pool +- 8m or so. Two regrets: you need a car since isolated place, no resto in hotel. I enjoyed my stay. Thank you.

There is really very little to say that isn't positive about our stay here. 5 minutes drive to the beautiful Garachico, set in acres of banana plantation along the wild northern coast of Tenerife, the reception staff were available till 9pm, there was ample, secure parking and even some diy cooking facilities. Hotel Rural El Patio seemed to attract mature couples rather than family groups which meant the vibe was relaxed and peaceful, without the inconsiderate antics of teenagers or feral kids. Oddly, our only misgiving was around the breakfast buffet which, though impressively extensive, dispensed coffee which needed an upgrade and juice which I would have expected to be fresh rather than out of a carton. This is a small niggle and the fact that the selection changed each day meant that there would always be something to tickle the tastebuds. As for our room, it was spacious with a wonderful open roof, good wi-fi and hot water that was usually plentiful once it had worked its way through the pipes. The heated towel rail meant that towels didn't need to be replaced because they stayed damp and the only fail of the daily servicing was not replacing the shampoo which is a tribute to the quality of the overall experience. Oh, and the pool was lovely, with towels available from reception. All in all, we would love to return one day.