Grand Teguise Playa

Lovely hotel it certainly looks grand inside Really great rooms so comfy beds was a bit cold in may at night but had blankets and pillows as extra in rooms pool area really good Only down fall was lunch and evening meals were disappointing all meals were fish baste I hate fish uncooked barbecue food we had to buy most of our own meals outside of hotel which is not good when you have spent all that money for hotel and meals they really need to revise menu please I would have gone there again but not for food sorry

My husband and I first booked this hotel in 2021 and have returned every year since. This year we visited at the end of April/beginning of May and have loved it more each year!!! This year, various members of the team said “Ahhhh welcome back, it’s so lovely to see you again” which I find really impressive, given the amount of people they must see each year. It really does feel like home from home now. We also recognised quite a few faces of returning guests, which shows other people love it as much as we do. We had a beautiful room on the 6th floor, nice and quiet with perfect views across the pool area and ocean. We enjoyed a perfect week!!! The food was brilliant in the main restaurant but also had a wonderful meal in the Al a Carte restaurant one evening. The cleaning staff do a wonderful job, not only of the rooms but the whole hotel, it was spotless!!! We really enjoyed the relaxing vibe of the pool area during the day. Plenty of of activities going on around the hotel if you wanted to join in but we just wanted to relax, so it was great to have the option. The bar area at night was brilliant. There was entertainment every night but also lots of comfy sofas to enjoy a quieter drink, if you wanted to. The manager was clearly visible during our stay making sure everything was running smoothly and asking for feedback….another tick in my box!!! I don’t know what else to say apart from “Thank you to all of the team at Grand Teguise Playa!” If you’re thinking of staying here, you won’t be disappointed, it is amazing!!!!!!!!!! See you next year!!!!!! ☺️☺️☺️☺️☺️☺️

Just returned from a two week all inclusive holiday the the Hotel Grand Teguise Playa. We had been some years ago so it wasn't completely new to us, and it was much as we remembered it. The vast majority of bedrooms have a sea view, and the view from our fourth floor room as superb. The location is excellent overlooking a small beach that has easy access from the hotel grounds. It is in a very central position near to many of the shops and bars. The service from the hotel staff is first class, and Roland in the animation team keeps everyone entertained throughout the day. The only negative that I can think of is that the range of meals in the restaurant, is less than some hotels that we have visited, but that won't stop us returning next year. In fact we met lots of guests who were "returners", many for the 9th or 10th time.

This hotel should have got 5 stars but for the room we were put in, we booked with TUI , I carefully checked,even double and triple checked everything, flight times , dates and room, the twin or double room with seaview and balcony or terrace was definitely selected, but when I got the confirmation email it said double room didn’t think anything was wrong the hotel boasts that all rooms have seaview and balcony. It wasn’t until I had paid the final payment and received the confirmation email it said double adapted room, TUI refused to do anything about it saying that’s what I had booked. The room was horrible, grey, dark and soulless, with just a window overlooking the fire escape. Not even a picture on the wall, the wet room was impractical, we had to put down a line of towels to stop the all floor from getting soaking wet. No where to hang clothes in the bathroom, just a tiny stool to keep your things off the floor. We felt like second class guests who had been conned by TUI into paying full price for the worst room we had ever stayed in !!!

Fabulous!! One of the best hotels we have stayed in, and we have been to many over the last 30 years plus. We booked the Suite Club Teguise, which we thought was worth the extra cost as we had lots of extra luxuries and privileges, eg. Comfortable sunbeds, Premium drinks ,bathrobes , slippers, Toiletries. Only thing we didn't enjoy was the food at the Al a carte restaurant, was all far too salty and strange colours, soup was grey. The main restaurant food was excellent . Staff all helpful. Special mention for our maid Gloria who worked so hard and kept our room immaculate. Maid service twice a day. Entertainment was of good standard.

This is the best hotel in lanzarore ,food is delicious ,something for every taste ! I liked everything lol .waiters are friendly and so were reception .maids were lovely ! Pool area is dead on I didn’t spend much time at it ,All in all I would come back here.

Nothing very ‘Grand’ about this hotel. The pool towels were thin and quite worn, A deposit was required for them and woe betide if you don’t swap them at the correct time! The room towels were so small. I will never return. The bar staff were ‘offhand’ a girl called Chaxi was so rude you would think you had asked her for a kidney not a cocktail ( they were poor also). We and many other guests ate out for evening meals as the food was so poor. Breakfast and Lunch were definitely better but not great. We would have settled for a Tuna salad most days but Tuna only made an appearance once in the week we stayed 19/05/24. The Jet2 rep Sally was great at trying to listen and feedback our concerns. I believe this hotel had a makeover recently, it’s just a pity they didn’t go the extra mile and replace the towels and sun loungers which were really uncomfortable. When I go on holiday I look forward to nice food, I think the chefs should go to the lighthouse restaurant and get some tips from their chefs as the food there was really good.

The hotel is tired; the food is beige and bland; the reception staff do not support or promote the beautiful island even for general local directions they were unhelpful; the bar staff condescending and rude example do you have sweet wine answer look on the app.... Lanzarote produces wine yet nothing available the drink was substandard and draft flat. First time ever on an all inclusive that we ate out and bought our own alcohol. Location good; beach accessible; great town and walks; mattress comfortable and view from room exceptional. Would not go back there.