Hotel Restaurant Rodizio Paderborn

This should be Brazilian rodizio but it is just cheap meat and buffet without taste and prepared without passion. The meat is grilled without kitchen skills, I guess just to make money. Avoid at all costs, normal rodizio is a party, this is garbage. Yes the limo looks nice.

Where to start. Let’s say that if we could give 0, we would. We only stayed at this establishment after our previous accommodation was cancelled last minute and was the only place able to accommodate a family of 6 on labori week (we now know why). Upon arrival we were greeted by the sight of a sauna graveyard. Rows of battered mobile saunas lined up in the car park with parts strewn about various spaces. Once we found a place to park we entered the Rodizio restaurant and were met with a quiet, drab establishment with seemingly bewildered staff members who at the sight of our arrival appeared completely uninterested, unbothered and confused by our request to see our rooms. Once the non-German, non-English speaking staff accepted that we had in fact booked a room, we were shown at break-neck speed what our rotten, smelly hut comprised of. Plug sockets with open wires, cobwebs, tobacco ash on the floor, missing smoke alarms, black mold all over the shower area, urine stained covers, nails purtruding from windows, doors which didn’t fit their frame, bugs which continued to reappear and inhabit our hut throughout our stay, I could go on, but you get the point. Outside our shabby hut, are several hot tub jacuzzis, each with their own accompanying algae formation on the surface of the water - we couldn’t wait to take a dip…for the price of €10 per hour. On one of the evenings the very welcoming and homely staff politely accused us of having a party in these jacuzzis, where apparently there was broken glass all across the tacky relaxing area in between our hut and jacuzzi. This was obviously a flat out lie as when we were taken to the said area, not a single shard of glass was found - this didn’t stop the cheek of the bloke to request €60, to which we of course politely said “no”, or something to that affect. For the following days, we did not feel safe staying here. I’d also like to mention that with our stay, we were also offered inclusive breakfast. However, as you have maybe gathered from other reviews, this wasn’t served. In fact, on the first morning, we entered downstairs to find a completely closed, dark restaurant with only a single staff member, who was likely cleaning up the mess of other staff members from their nightly antics outside the back of the hotel (as I mention later). Clearly falsely advertised, but not surprising from this dump. And now we come to the finale. I am actually sat writing this review in Bremen, several hundred kilometres north of Paderborn, 1 day earlier than when we were supposed to leave Rodizio restaurant and hotel. As you can imagine the reasons above are evidence enough for why we would leave early, however it was early this morning upon waking (after a night of disturbed sleep due to staff partying, kissing each other, and likely using the huts for other purposes - which occurred more than once while staying here) where we were met with the sight of a large kitchen knife outside on the table where th