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October 11, 2023
I honestly don’t even know where to start. First and foremost, I wish we read the reviews before staying here as every single one has been quite literally bang on. In terms of love holidays, we had an awful experience. What was meant to be a 2hour drive from the airport to our hotel, turned into an 8 hour trek in a hot sweaty coach with no air conditioning and an incredibly rude coach driver. We got to our hotel at 6 o’clock in the morning with a receptionist who was falling asleep, who didn’t tell us anything about the hotel (when breakfast, lunch, dinner was etc, we didn’t know we had a rep until a week into our stay… it was shocking communication from loveholidays and the hotel). If you’re British, I wouldn’t recommend this hotel at all. Through not fault of the hotel’s (which is the only thing I’ll admit isn’t their fault), is that it’s full of Russians. And due to this, quite clearly the hotel only caters for Russians. The food was atrocious, to say the least, every single day. Who serves broccoli for breakfast? And there’s no beans! But that was the least of our worries. My girlfriend cut into what we thought was a cooked pepper one lunchtime to have a full sized caterpillar inside. We went to show a staff member who did nothing but take the plate off our table and clear it. The queues for food were ridiculous, they had a grill outside that was an easy 30-40 minute wait for either a frozen burger, some chewy chicken which looked like they scraped something up off the road or leftover chicken nuggets from the night before. The food was infested with flies, and it was clear that on the days that certain foods hadn’t been finished (fries mainly), they were reused the following day. Cold, stale, fries repeatedly served everyday which was unfortunately one of the very few things we could eat. I wish we took pictures of the food but we didn’t, I FaceTimed my brother one evening and to his amusement he saw the shambles of the dinner service and what they offered. Every time we tried some of the food we just got up and left and went to a nearby restaurant. The staff were rude, much alike to their Russian counterparts, they’d only speak to the Russians and made no attempt to make our stay welcoming. This can be backed up by the bar staff giving Russians drinks in glasses and us, in plastic cups. The bar just wasn’t even a bar. They had empty glass bottles on the back bar of certain vodka’s, rum’s and whiskey’s which they didn’t sell, as they only used crap never seen before spirits under the counter. The mixers were bought from local shops, in bottles and left out in the sun which inturn meant they were serving warm drinks. Nice. I read a review once I came back which said someone thought the Efes beer on tap was alcohol free. I think I’d agree with this. The hotel also has a hut on the beach which you have to pay for if you want any drinks. What’s the point of all inclusive? In terms of hotel entertainment, there isn’t any, we stayed one eve